Monday, August 13, 2007

ALMOST OKAY SCATOLOGICAL
HAIKU POETRY SLAM!
Comment on your faves or add your own!

Wild Beyonce Dream
Morning Boner says 'Hello'
Slowly rub one out

-Ye Olde Blowharde

Crushing hangover
Too much beer, no food...uh-oh!
Pants shitting mishap

-Prof. Dirk Beat

Clogged drain scum water
Pubes floating like lily pads
Shower piss relief

-Ye Olde Blowharde

Hey baby whassup?
Are you really on the rag?
All I want is head

-Prof. Dirk Beat

Pinky third knuckle
Careless booger-ectomy
Unfortunate blood

-Ye Old Blowharde

Ah sweet pussy scent
Even though they sound alike
Queef sure ain't no fart

-Prof. Dirk Beat

Sour taste of vomit
Rumble gut cramp must be flu
Squirting stream of shit

-Ye Olde Blowharde

Sweaty crack of ass...
Flower petal vagina...
It all smells like taint

-Prof. Dirk Beat

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey whoa
I like the concept an' some a what you was writin.

here's some a my own shat-alogy for ya.

I BURP BELCH AND FART
SOCIETY EXPRESS NO
APPRECIATION

hey!

(now for some artistic expression if ya will)

SENSE OF PUNANI
SCENTS DO REMIND ME OF TIME
SENT TO BUY TAMPONS

whoa!....

Mark Kay

August 19, 2007 at 8:39 PM
marty sherman said...

Hey, Mark Kay! Those are even better than the one Barkie wrote. Imagine that.

I talked to our two resident poets and they want me to post yours and then do another throw down.

Are you up for that?

Is Mary Kay your aunt? Is pink your favorite color?

August 20, 2007 at 8:51 AM
Anonymous said...

No(on the Mary Kay), but-hey! I got somthin' pink you might like.whoa....yeah --on the throw down.

August 21, 2007 at 10:37 PM
Anonymous said...

I'm feelin' sentimental, whoa...here's haiku fer you;

I SMELL MY FINGERS
TOUCHING INNOCENT PLACES
VIRGINITY LOST
an' another...hey!

WAS IT CLEAN OR NOT?
THAT WAS THE BURNING QUESTION
I FORGOT TO CARE

August 21, 2007 at 10:46 PM

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