almost okay

ALMOST OKAY SCATOLOGICAL
POETRY SLAM ROUND II!
Welcome to our newest contributor - Mark Kay!
Comment on your faves or add your own!

It would never fit
If it weren't for the butter
Anus tightly clenched

-Ye Olde Blowharde

Something that I ate
Is making some bad gas, man
Oh God let me fart!

-Prof. Dirk Beat

I BURP BELCH AND FART
SOCIETY EXPRESS NO
APPRECIATION

-Mark Kay

Sticky humid day
Scrotum rubbing denim sweat
Pass the powder please

-Ye Olde Blowharde

That can't be my turd
Doesn't even look like shit
More like afterbirth

-Prof. Dirk Beat

SENSE OF PUNANI
SCENTS DO REMIND ME OF TIME
SENT TO BUY TAMPONS

-Mark Kay

Gladly I would eat
Like Hershey's candy kisses
Peanuts from her shit

-Ye Olde Blowharde

You put your tongue where?
And she didn't even scream?
Think she would let me?

-Prof. Dirk Beat

I SMELL MY FINGERS
TOUCHING INNOCENT PLACES
VIRGINITY LOST

-Mark Kay

Insidious gas
The silent but deadly kind
Hey, it wasn't me

-Ye Olde Blowharde

My asshole is fire
In retrospect more hot sauce
Wasn't very wise

-Prof. Dirk Beat

WAS IT CLEAN OR NOT?
THAT WAS THE BURNING QUESTION
I FORGOT TO CARE

-Mark Kay