Five Beers Past Sunset
Howoo? Howeooo?
Finefineswellandandy
Nod and smile...
at least that's what
he thinks
he's doing...
Wannanutherwun, hun?
Sherwienot.
Ineedanoopairuvglassesunglasses
Howoo, Jackee? Howeooo?
Izzatmeinthuhmirrer?
WuddafatheadIgot haha ha
Mental note
(to be forgotten later)...
Reminemenotositheernextime
Nomirrerznosirnomorecantakeit
HayImgunnatakedownallthuhwunzathometoo
Allthuhmirrerzgonejuslikethat
Soft snap of fingers...
at least that's what
he tries
to do...
Hmmm...Iusetuhbeabletodothat
ItusetuhgoPOPwenIdiditPOP
NothanksI'mnothungree
Wannanutherwun?
Sherwienot
Seethiscutheeronmynoze?
Riteheeronmynoze?
DonknowhowIdiditnope
BeritebackIgoddapiss
Stiffly walks
to the men's room...
more zig
zag
than line...
Whoothatsaloadoffamymind
Hahaha haha hah hahahaha
Wannanutherwun?
Sherwienot
Cantdance hahaha
Inverted pockets
produce lint and
three crumpled bills
loose change...
LesseenowLedZephmmm
Tootoowuntoo
Tootooohnine...tootooohtoo
NoBobMarlyhmmMarvinGaytho
forsixwunfiveforsixwuntooresetshit
forsixwunTHREEgoddit
Wannanutherwun?
Sherwienot
Goddalissentomysongz
-Ye Olde Blowharde
1 comment:
Sounds like you were drunk when you wrote this poem.
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