Five Beers Past Sunset
Howoo?  Howeooo?
Finefineswellandandy
  Nod and smile...
    at least that's what
       he thinks
          he's doing...
Wannanutherwun, hun? 
Sherwienot.
Ineedanoopairuvglassesunglasses
Howoo, Jackee?  Howeooo?
Izzatmeinthuhmirrer? 
WuddafatheadIgot  haha ha
  Mental note
    (to be forgotten later)...
Reminemenotositheernextime
Nomirrerznosirnomorecantakeit
HayImgunnatakedownallthuhwunzathometoo
Allthuhmirrerzgonejuslikethat
  Soft snap of fingers...
    at least that's what
       he tries
         to do...
Hmmm...Iusetuhbeabletodothat
ItusetuhgoPOPwenIdiditPOP
NothanksI'mnothungree
Wannanutherwun?
Sherwienot
Seethiscutheeronmynoze?
Riteheeronmynoze?
DonknowhowIdiditnope
BeritebackIgoddapiss
 
  Stiffly walks
    to the men's room...
      more zig
  zag
        than line...
Whoothatsaloadoffamymind
Hahaha haha hah hahahaha
Wannanutherwun?
Sherwienot
Cantdance hahaha
  Inverted pockets
    produce lint and
      three crumpled bills
        loose change...
LesseenowLedZephmmm
Tootoowuntoo
Tootooohnine...tootooohtoo
NoBobMarlyhmmMarvinGaytho
forsixwunfiveforsixwuntooresetshit
forsixwunTHREEgoddit
Wannanutherwun?
Sherwienot
Goddalissentomysongz
-Ye Olde Blowharde
 
1 comment:
Sounds like you were drunk when you wrote this poem.
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