Sunday, August 5, 2007

Five Beers Past Sunset

Howoo? Howeooo?
Finefineswellandandy

Nod and smile...
at least that's what
he thinks
he's doing...

Wannanutherwun, hun?
Sherwienot.
Ineedanoopairuvglassesunglasses
Howoo, Jackee? Howeooo?
Izzatmeinthuhmirrer?
WuddafatheadIgot haha ha

Mental note
(to be forgotten later)...

Reminemenotositheernextime
Nomirrerznosirnomorecantakeit
HayImgunnatakedownallthuhwunzathometoo
Allthuhmirrerzgonejuslikethat

Soft snap of fingers...
at least that's what
he tries
to do...

Hmmm...Iusetuhbeabletodothat
ItusetuhgoPOPwenIdiditPOP
NothanksI'mnothungree
Wannanutherwun?
Sherwienot

Seethiscutheeronmynoze?
Riteheeronmynoze?
DonknowhowIdiditnope
BeritebackIgoddapiss

Stiffly walks
to the men's room...
more zig
zag
than line...

Whoothatsaloadoffamymind
Hahaha haha hah hahahaha
Wannanutherwun?
Sherwienot
Cantdance hahaha

Inverted pockets
produce lint and
three crumpled bills
loose change...

LesseenowLedZephmmm
Tootoowuntoo
Tootooohnine...tootooohtoo
NoBobMarlyhmmMarvinGaytho
forsixwunfiveforsixwuntooresetshit
forsixwunTHREEgoddit

Wannanutherwun?
Sherwienot
Goddalissentomysongz

-Ye Olde Blowharde

1 comment:

A Detroiter in San Francisco said...

Sounds like you were drunk when you wrote this poem.