almost okay

I don't even really want to talk about politics today, and I have no real grudge against Ralph Nader. Hey, if the guy wants to run for President, well...more power to him. I sure as fuck wouldn't want the job. And god knows I wish we had a strong third party here in the U.S. that would offer some sort of intelligent choice to the voters besides the bozos that have been driving this fucking bus for decades.

No, I actually just think Ralph is a little funny looking. Plus the fact that it's Friday already and I haven't posted an ass photo all week. (You'll love this one, too!)

Speaking of Friday, I just found out that we have to set the clock forward this weekend. We still have a ton of snow on the ground here in Michigan and more in the forecast, with those poor folks in northern Ohio taking the brunt of the storm due later today. It seems a little early to start 'saving daylight' to me. I also just found out that the Tigers' home opener is on the 31st of March! Shit, the way this winter has gone, we could still be getting snow by then!

It all seems to be coming so fast these days...

Ooh, my head hurts. I stayed up late last night and watched both the 'Kill Bill' movies, which seemed like a good idea at the time. I'd never watched them back to back. Unfortunately, over the course of the four hours it took me to get through them both, I put away the better part of a twelve-pack, and I'm paying dearly for it today.

A double bill of both 'Kill Bill's, swilling beer 'til I'd had my fill. Dig? Ha hah! I think I'm still kind of drunk to be honest, and the coffee's not helping all that much.

What? Oh, yeah, Ralph Nader...

He is kind of funny looking, am I right?

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