almost okay

I never liked this woman.

And after her comments this week about Obama's gender and skin color being the only reasons as to why he's getting so many votes (not to mention her dogged refusal to retract a single word), it only goes to prove that I was absolutely right. She's a bitch. A bitter, old crone who's jealous of both Hillary and Obama because either one of them has an excellent chance to become the next President.

Geraldine had her shot at the White House in 1984 and blew it, and now her one last hope in what few years of life she has left to even get within sniffing distance of the Oval Office was to ride Hillary's coattails in. But after realizing that what she once thought was a sure thing is now quickly evaporating into yet another unrealized dream, she said something beyond stupid out of bitterness and envy.

I just hope Barack drubs Hillary in Pennsylvania and both she and Geraldine sit their fat, old, dried-up asses down and shut their pie holes the rest of the way.

Sorry, but I lost the name and locale attached to today's Craig's List girl. It's okay, though, because I picked this bootylicious beauty solely because she had the biggest, roundest, brownest ass I could find, and I wanted to just rub Geraldine Ferraro's nose all up and down that crack.