almost okay

We're up to our noses in asses this week!

I could have easily picked on George W. for continuing to fuck up our economy (Check out those oil prices, folks - $4.30 a gallon for diesel! It's fucking criminal!) and vetoing that bill that would have brought an end to torturing prisoners. The President had a busy week.

Or I could have put Kwame Kilpatrick in the hot seat again for the latest on his text messaging scandals involving a contractor buddy of his getting the inside track on bids for city projects. I could have mentioned the Detroit city clerk who recently came forward claiming that she saw paperwork indicating that exotic dancer Tamara Green (who allegedly worked the infamous party at the Manoogian Mansion) intended to press charges for assault against the mayor's wife just before she was mysteriously offed by a police issue weapon. I could also have mentioned Kwame's state of the city address last night where he accused the press of making all this stuff up and called for an end to the 'lynch mob' atmosphere, once again playing the race card, furthering the racial polarization of city and suburb here in Detroit.

But this shit with New York Governor Spitzer is just way funnier!

How dumb can one person be? Seriously, did he really think that he wouldn't get caught with his pecker in the cookie jar at some point? Take a look at his wife's face during that speech he made. She knew something was up and I think she's relieved that it's over. Now she can divorce his ass and take half before he spends the rest of it on attorney fees and more whores.

Let's face it though. Prostitution should be legal. I repeat: Legalize prostitution. It works almost everywhere else in the world, and does a fine business in Nevada. Why not New York City? They don't call it 'The City That Never Sleeps' for nothing!

Even if it was legal, though, Spitzer would still be in trouble, he just wouldn't be facing federal charges that could put him in the slammer for twenty years. And really, folks, should he be? Just because he had the woman take the train to D.C. instead of going north to Buffalo, just because his illegal tryst involved crossing a goddamn state line - an imaginary and arbitrary line that exists on maps only, now he's facing a twenty-year prison sentence? How on god's green earth can that be? For wanting a little CIM after a BBBJ in DC, no AC/DC, thank you?

Don't get me wrong. I don't feel sorry for the guy. Hey, if he's stupid enough to blow four grand a night (and over eighty grand total!) on hookers then he deserves to be in trouble. But twenty years? Come on! And I particularly don't like the headlines that I've read that 'linked' him to a 'prostitution ring'. It makes it sound like he was the pimp or something. The poor bastard's just another John!

At least it looks like 'Client Number 9' will be resigning long before Kwame does.

You know, Ol' Number 9 could have saved himself a lot of trouble just by using Craig's List. There are some real honeys right there in the nation's capitol...

Krissy works out of D.C. and specializes in entertaining upscale gentlemen, promising a true G.F.E. And get this, Guv, she only charges 350 hugs an hour (hugs are code for dollars, so you'll still need to hit the ATM) and you can get her to spend the night for only two grand! A great deal! Krissy's also an independent who answers her own calls and doesn't work for a service.