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Muh-hy Duh-hear Luh-ly-zhacko,

Whudayizhdish?

Muh-hunday? Noshid! Sshiiiiiiiddt! H'itbarely shuh-heemslyg Shuh-hunday...hic...ta me! H'I dunnowherethuh wuh-wuh-wheekennwenn, muhann! Budizzgone! Jushlikethad! Luh-luh-l'hoooongone!

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N'ho, h'I buh-buh-buhroke muh-mhy lefff hwone. A cubbleyearzhago... Y'hoodrovemearounn... ruh-ruh- memmer? Tothuhbangk! Memmer?

W'hell, ish a luh-luhooong shtory, buhut, h'I buhroke muh-muh-my ruhight h'wone, doo! W'hennIw'huzhinnasixssshgrade.

Muh-man, thadfirshdime... wooo, waddabitzh! HurdlikeaMUHTH'RFUGG'R...hic!

Thuh-thuh... sheckundime... noddzhomush...

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