almost okay

PEARLS OF WISDOM FROM THE PROF...

“The only difference between weeds and a garden is the evidence of persistently meddling people. So why bother mowing?”

- Prof. Dirk Beat

“I feel like I'm falling down a well sometimes and there's nothing left but finding out if I'll make a splash or bounce. I'm hoping for the splash, but betting on the bounce.”

- Prof. Dirk Beat

“Thank the gods sideburns are in again. That's a lot less of my face to shave. Whenever I get around to shaving, that is.”

- Prof. Dirk Beat