WELCOME TO BLUE FRIDAY
WITH PROF. DIRK BEAT...
Unhappy Hour
Wave after wave of horror
As the booze can't catch up, man
Can't come close to catching up
Still, only a coward wouldn't try
-Prof. Dirk Beat
This Is Hell, Man
I take no joy in telling you this:
Life's a shit sandwich
No matter how much mayo
You slather on...
Pour a whole goddamn jar of
Hellman's on it if you want
It still tastes like shit
-Prof. Dirk Beat
The Days Like Grains Of Sand
What day is this? Thursday?
Are you sure? Sure seems like Friday.
Was I in here last night, Hon?
No, seriously.
Was I?
-Prof. Dirk Beat
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